Beware stall number one...

When using a public restroom, always skip the first stall if possible. There is always some weird, nasty crap goin' on in that stall. Always. Best to avoid those crazy shennanigans all together.

Marriage is For ADULTS, people...

If you're not old enough to drink at your wedding, you shouldn't be getting married--you're WAY too young. I don't care if you drink or not. If it's illegal for you to do basic things that will become legally available to you later in life, you're too effing young to get married. You're being young and dumb. No, you DON'T know what love is, and no you DON'T know what you want out of life or even who exactly you are. Don't be stupid.

With the above being said, I believe that the Four Season Rule should always be followed at LEAST. Always. If not more. (The Four Season Rule: you must date the person for at least four consecutive seasons before getting married. The only seasons that count are Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. No exceptions.) Getting engaged and married in less than that amount of time is irresponsible and unreasonable. If you love each other enough and in the right way, marriage can wait. Your relationship should be able to survive any amount of time. If you feel the need to get married in a shorter amount of time, you're probably getting married for the wrong reason(s). Admit it.

It's never a good idea to wear a blue shirt to Wal*Mart. Even more so--a blue shirt with tan pants. Other shoppers WILL mistake you for an employee. Even if you don't have a name tag--they will just assume you're on your break or off the clock, but they're customers and they're rude and inconsiderate and whether you're on the clock or not it's ALWAYS your job to help them. This rule also goes for wearing red at Target.