Sally slow pants

The freeway has multiple lanes for a reason. If you are going 10 MPH under the speed limit and you're in the fast lane, I will ride your bumper. Do us all a favor and move to the slow lane. In case you are REALLY clueless, the slow lane is the FAR RIGHT one.

Auto tune much??!!

If you want to be a singer and have talent GO FOR IT!!! If you want to be a singer and are semi-okay at it take some lessons and GO FOR IT! If you want to be a singer and have ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT...... DO NOT tell your parents to pay $4,000 for a song and a video which will be AWFUL!!!!!!!! Oh honey please find a new hobby. I know you have multiple talents but singing about Friday, Friday, Friday is NOT one of them.

Just so ya know.....

Big girls who wear tube tops, bikinis, tight clothing and anything else that is made for petite peeps...
~ dang you look nasty. And that is coming from me who is a very big girl. I am all about embracing your body, be comfortable in your skin but WOW! We don't need to see it. COME ON.... At least try to show you have class AND confidence.

Stores that sell said clothing(above)
~ if you can buy it at the 5.7.9 store you should not sell it in your store. I love Lane Bryant, Deb, Gap, and Torrid, but seriously.... big beautiful women like me do not need to see those things in your store and think that they are acceptable to wear in PUBLIC!! Love yourself and your body but please help spread the class around.

Just so ya know.....